When I was putting the Monkey to bed, I sat down on the Puppy’s bunk. Monkey was shimmying around and babbling about something. Suddenly, I asked.

Does Mommy snore?

Monkey gets a funny, embarassed look on his face. Like a HIPPOPOTAMUS!

A hippopotoamus?

Monkey laughs. Like an ELEPHANT too!! You’re like a giant elephant, Mommy!

Great.